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vejiga:

vejiga:

(Source: welele)

ltkatiejensen:

these are really fun

ltkatiejensen:

these are really fun

bvids:

pkmotion:

http://animatorsteve.weebly.com/This animator has been getting a bit on exposure on the web recently.

Basically the green one gets fucked the whole time 

bvids:

pkmotion:

http://animatorsteve.weebly.com/
This animator has been getting a bit on exposure on the web recently.

Basically the green one gets fucked the whole time 


"It’s fine. There’s not even any blood on it. See?"
"Do you need to stab a man to kill him, Tucker?"

"It’s fine. There’s not even any blood on it. See?"

"Do you need to stab a man to kill him, Tucker?"

(Source: contsansine)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

punishandenslavesuckers:

simmonsized:

i see that post go around where it’s like “north and york deserved to live”
and yes i do agree indeed yes
but consider this: connie

*bursts into the room screaming* CONNIEEEEEEEEE! *throws chair* CONNIE! *break table* CONNIE! *destroys shit* MOTHERFUCKING AGENT CONNECTICUT! AAAAAAAAAAA!

necromatador:

So I did a thing mostly because I wanted to see if I could get through it and how many complete breaths it would take to do so.

Here’s the original text with the original posters of the text so thanks to them for this glorious bit of reading/speaking.

The word “church” no longer looks or sounds like a word.

unsatisfiedjudge:

just be patient!

unsatisfiedjudge:

just be patient!

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

thesarahelizabethtimes:

yeah an assassin’s creed movie sounds interesting and all but what about a movie based on dishonored?